75 short jokes for kids and adults that ar…
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What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t bad either. How do pigs do their homework? With a pigpen. What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t bad either. How do pigs do their homework? With a pigpen. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear. What did the volcano say to the other? I lava you. Why are sports stadiums always so cold? They’re filled with fans. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.” What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil ... What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir.
What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you.
How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t bad either.
How do pigs do their homework? With a pigpen.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear.
What did the volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why are sports stadiums always so cold? They’re filled with fans.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”
What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil ...
What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir.
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