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75 Funny and Clean Jokes For Kids What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Why did the cracker go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy. What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What goes up but never comes down? Your age. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. Who did the ghost take to the dance? His boo. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. Why did the cracker go to the doctor? ... What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? ... What's black and white and read all over? ... What goes up but never comes down? ...
What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the cracker go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
Who did the ghost take to the dance? His boo.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Why did the cracker go to the doctor? ...
What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? ...
What's black and white and read all over? ...
What goes up but never comes down? ...
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