145 Good Roasts That Burn So Bad — Best Life
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1. Everybody knows that you're stupid… thought you could fall in love because yo… 2. I'm not trying to make fun of you, but you can't even count higher than number two. 1. This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we've already used up your entire vocabulary. 2. It seems like you were probably a slippery baby, right? 1. Where is your off button? 2. I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste. 3. I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun… 1. I've been called worse things by better men. 2. I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute. 1. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles. 2. How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
1. Everybody knows that you're stupid… thought you could fall in love because yo…
2. I'm not trying to make fun of you, but you can't even count higher than number two.
1. This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we've already used up your entire vocabulary.
2. It seems like you were probably a slippery baby, right?
1. Where is your off button?
2. I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
3. I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun…
1. I've been called worse things by better men.
2. I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.
1. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
2. How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
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